Who Needs Law School

I have a lawyer in the making.  

Her skills at arguing her case are second to none, I'm telling you.  She tries to argue her way out of everything, even when it's clear I'll always win.  This is really getting on my nerves.

There's a bully at school.  A horrible girl that just wouldn't leave Brielle alone.  We've tried everything, from not talking to her, to asking her to be kind, to talking with the teacher.  Nothing's helped.

Over dinner this evening, Brielle informed us that she had "Mean Bully Girl" sign a contract.  (What???)  This contract dictated the terms of their friendship.  If "Mean Bully Girl" wanted to participate in activities Brielle is playing, she has to agree to be kind and friendly.  Brielle indicated it was several pages long, and that this was her idea... not the teachers.

Arguing.  Check.

Contracts.  Check.

Who needs law school?