Halloween is not my favorite holiday. President's Day tops Halloween -- I get a day off for that holiday!
I came across a quote by a person I don't know (never heard of) but what he said is hilarious and makes perfect sense.
"There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world."
Go ahead kids... take my candy, make me spend a ridiculous amount of money on a costume you'll wear once for less than a couple of hours, and ring my door bell 'til 1:00 in the morning.
Happy Freaking Halloween.
