If I failed to mention the danger that may arise when doing chores (previous post), you might not fully understand the nature of my chores. I'll refrain from posting a picture, since my wound is very near my arse.
When doing chores, you must watch out for metal t-posts in the pasture. Otherwise, you'll end up with a 6 inch long, 2.5 inch wide black & purple bruise.
And no, the t-post wasn't recently moved. I was just distracted while taking photos for the previously mentioned "previous post."